Ja'LaQuavious, Ke'Andrevious & La'Shantavious: An Unfiltered Survival Manual for Black Kids Named After Luxury Brands, Zodiac Signs, and Random Kitchen Spices

From the cookout to the classroom, from baby showers to boardrooms, Black names are bold, creative, and unforgettable. But somewhere between “unique” and “unpronounceable,” we’ve entered a new era — one where kids are being named after luxury brands, zodiac signs, high-end cars, and half the spice aisle at Walmart.In this side-splitting, no-holds-barred cultural roast, each chapter shines a spotlight on one unforgettable name — breaking down its origin story, hidden meanings, and the everyday situations its owner will face for life. From school roll calls that sound like royal proclamations to Starbucks cups that just say “???” — nothing is off limits.This book isn’t just comedy. It’s a love letter to Black creativity, a look at how our naming traditions have evolved, and a gentle reminder that sometimes our imaginations might need to be put in time-out. Whether you’re Ja’LaQuavious, Ke’Andrevious, La’Shantavious, or someone whose name is inspired by a gemstone, a planet, or a mixed drink, you’ll find yourself laughing, nodding, and maybe even calling your mama to ask what she was thinking.Perfect for fans of Black culture, hilarious social commentary, and anyone who’s ever been stuck spelling their name out loud for eternity. Read more